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# Five Impeachments and Prosecutions That Must Happen Immediately
- URL: https://adamtodbrown.ghost.io/five-impeachments-and-prosecutions-that-must-happen-immediately/
- Published: 2026-11-09T14:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-11-09T14:00:03.000Z
- Description: Some Democrats are saying the people did not elect them for retribution. Those Democrats are wrong.
- Author: Adam Tod Brown
- Tags: politics, midterms, election, trump, republicans, blue wave, democrats, impeach, impeachment, prosecute, prosecutions, ICE, Hegseth, Rubio, Bovino, Noem, Homan

In the wake of Republicans' historically funny losses in the 2026 midterm elections, some high-profile Democrats took to the waves to assure their fascist counterparts that the voters who overwhelmingly rejected them are not interested in retribution. 

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Those Democrats are wrong. The people want vengeance for the crimes of the Trump administration and they want it right damn now. These ghouls should be booking residencies at The Hague posthaste. No matter what else happens over the next two years, failing to hold this criminal syndicate accountable will be seen as weakness and capitulation. 

At this point it's just a matter of who deserves to get it first. I have some ideas!

**Marco Rubio and Pete Hegseth**

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/7a/52/7a52996c-2049-4b34-9bfa-962d6df4b4b6/content/images/2026/11/rh.jpg)

I know the headline of this column promises that you'll only have to read five entries, and I am committed to delivering on that promise. That said, we all know there are way more than five people in this administration who deserve to lose their jobs (at the very least). 

So, in the name of keeping it tight while also making sure every miscreant gets the shine they deserve, I will be combining some of my choices into groups when the crimes and misdeeds are similar in nature. 

Along those lines, I say let's start with Pete Hegseth and Marco Rubio. 

From a legal standpoint, this one is a no-brainer. Hegseth and Rubio are the duo behind those drone strikes on fishing boats in places like [Venezuela](https://www.britannica.com/event/2025-US-Strikes-on-Venezuelan-Vessels?ref=adamtodbrown.ghost.io) and [Ecuador](https://www.npr.org/2026/05/26/nx-s1-5828758/ecuador-fishermen-claim-u-s-strike-destroyed-boats-and-crew-detained?ref=adamtodbrown.ghost.io). The justification for the attacks was that the targets were drug dealers, which is the exact policy that got [Rodrigo Duterte arrested by the International Criminal Court](https://www.icc-cpi.int/philippines/duterte?ref=adamtodbrown.ghost.io). 

Signing off on blatant homicides makes these two prime targets for justice, so much so that the White House is already shooting down claims that the pair will [leave their jobs soon](https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cqg7xxg4jdv5o?ref=adamtodbrown.ghost.io). But there's a little more to it than legal practicality. In the case of Pete Hegseth especially, it would also just be soooooooooo satisfying. 

No one embodies everything that is gross and broken about the MAGA ideology more than Pete Hegseth. He's a racist who [thinks you're too dumb to notice](https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2025/08/15/smithsonian-impeachment-bls-meridian-hill-park/?ref=adamtodbrown.ghost.io). He's a misogynist who thinks you secretly think that's awesome. He's the kind of guy who believes legal disputes should be settled with push-ups. His own mom [sent him an email](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/29/us/politics/hegseth-email-text.html?ref=adamtodbrown.ghost.io) that included the line "we are on the side of good and that is not you." In a sea of people who absolutely fucking suck, he absolutely fucking sucks the most. 

I'm not usually a "don't sully the honor of the office" kind of guy, but if anyone is doing that harder than Trump right now, it's Pete Hegseth. I trust the United States to soundly lose every conflict our current "Secretary of War" oversees. If we started shit with Canada we'd probably get wrecked because our entire strategy would be to call them gay for having free healthcare until it breaks their will to resist our [squadrons of throbbing boners](https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/pentagon-moves-forward-with-mandatory-testosterone-testing-for-most-male-troops?ref=adamtodbrown.ghost.io). 

Pete Hegseth is such an unlikeable piece of shit I wouldn't be at all surprised if he gets impeached by Republicans before the new wave of Democrats are even seated, and there is nothing I want under my tree on Christmas morning more (except maybe that new hardcover *Tales From the Crypt* anthology that just came out). 

**Tom Homan, Greg Bovino, and Kristi Noem**

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/7a/52/7a52996c-2049-4b34-9bfa-962d6df4b4b6/content/images/2026/11/hbn.jpg)

Oh man, speaking of unlikeable pieces of shit, how about this trio? Together they form the Cerberus that guarded the gates of CPB and ICE in the early days of the second Trump administration, when American citizens were getting gunned down in the streets and abuelas and schoolkids were getting rounded up and sent to countries they've never been to in their lives. 

Not that any of that has stopped, of course, but Noem has since [lost her job](https://neguse.house.gov/media/press-releases/secretary-noem-fired-after-congressman-neguse-exposes-wholesale-corruption-dhs?ref=adamtodbrown.ghost.io) and Bovino [retired in March](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/gregory-bovino-border-patrol-to-retire-sources/?ref=adamtodbrown.ghost.io) after learning he was the subject of a DHS investigation. That's great! But it's not enough. 

When Renee Good and Alex Pretti were executed by ICE and CBP agents, respectively, the triumvirate of Homan, Bovino, and Noem responded by calling them criminals who got what they deserved. They are the tyrannical government the "don't tread on me" types pretended they never wanted and they must be held accountable. 

If nothing else, Republicans should want these three to pay for the impact they undoubtedly had on the election results. Latino voters [swung away from Republicans in droves in 2026](https://apnews.com/article/latino-voters-2026-midterms-texas-a65181f2be4d2f4b66cb45343f1627c2?ref=adamtodbrown.ghost.io), and why that happened is not a mystery. Republicans campaigned in 2024 on an immigration policy that was never going to work, because it was built on a racist lie. Kristi Noem, Greg Bovino, and Tom Homan are the physical embodiment of that racist lie. 

Also, Kristi Noem [shot a puppy](https://www.theguardian.com/books/2024/apr/26/trump-kristi-noem-shot-dog-and-goat-book?ref=adamtodbrown.ghost.io). 

**A Whole Bunch of ICE Agents**

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/7a/52/7a52996c-2049-4b34-9bfa-962d6df4b4b6/content/images/2026/11/ice.jpg)

If I was a gamblin' man, I'd put all of my Kalshi money on ICE agents being the group most likely to be held accountable for their actions under Trump 2.0\. There's a reason the "ripped white dudes only" standard Pete Hegseth put in place for the military never made its way to ICE, and it's because they are expendable foot soldiers. They are Brownshirts waiting to be Night-of-the-Long-Knivesed and replaced by something less ostentatious and far more lethal. 

We're talking about a bunch of people who were willing to run roughshod over the entire Constitution for a $40,000 payday that was obviously never coming. I'd be genuinely shocked if the people who hired them even respect them. The government probably signed off on ICE agents covering their faces so we don't see them as human when they're the ones being rounded up and thrown in the same detention centers that currently bear their name. 

At the minimum, the agents responsible for those two and any other killings need to be prosecuted. That is as non-negotiable as abolishing ICE altogether. 

**RFK Jr.**

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/7a/52/7a52996c-2049-4b34-9bfa-962d6df4b4b6/content/images/2026/11/rfk.jpg)

I'm sorry, but you can't promise to make America healthy again and then have measles come roaring back to life under your watch and still keep your job. It's that simple. 

Even the seemingly good things this clown has done, like the push to ban artificial food dyes, mostly amounted to [unenforceable requests](https://www.ewg.org/news-insights/statement/2026/02/kennedys-fda-retreats-pledge-ban-artificial-food-dyes?ref=adamtodbrown.ghost.io) that major food companies can't be bothered to comply with. 

Also, that stunt he pulled where he [dumped a dead bear in Central Park](https://www.npr.org/2024/08/05/nx-s1-5063939/rfk-jr-central-park-bear-bicycle?ref=adamtodbrown.ghost.io) and staged the scene to look like a bike accident happened when he was *in his '60s*. If you're still making decisions like that at grandpa age, I'm not listening to shit you have to say about healthy choices. We might as well not even have a Secretary of Health and Human Services while this doofus is in office. 

**Donald Trump**

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/7a/52/7a52996c-2049-4b34-9bfa-962d6df4b4b6/content/images/2026/11/trump3.jpg)

Yes, of course we should impeach Donald Trump. That goes without saying. However, I would argue that there is a catch. 

Even though Democrats will soon control the House and Senate both, it doesn't change the fact that Trump can still veto any legislation they try to pass. He's [already promised](https://finance.yahoo.com/economy/policy/articles/donald-trump-claims-hell-become-092602162.html?guccounter=1&guce%5Freferrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce%5Freferrer%5Fsig=AQAAAHNAKIEAqLTiu33RHV3PEku8hV9rOsW-ELKOxVHmdVM0uNmIrZnSGjNCQpqkh1Of-FreF4SimwyENcWxav49RwyoYRV%5F5cx4gs0GufbfeqsnnDqeJ4YyoH9o8CHjrzJlyjkNfH6JeYWXRIA6yDwDdo0UbwryoYDU7szlLJVroQa3&ref=adamtodbrown.ghost.io) to do that exact thing. 

What are the chances he'd let some of that legislation go through if it meant Democrats promised to not impeach him? I bet they are better than zero! I think there is a legitimate argument to be made for using impeachment as leverage to pass all sorts of things the country needs way more than the satisfaction of impeaching Trump for a third time. 

I know, not holding Trump accountable would not sit well with a lot of people and would send a terrible message to future would-be despots about what happens when you play fast and loose with the guardrails of democracy. 

For this dilemma, I have a solution. Lie to that motherfucker. 

It's a simple plan. Exactly what it sounds like. Promise Trump he won't be impeached as long as he doesn't veto everything, pass a bunch of stuff, then impeach him anyway at the last possible minute. 

Is it petty and dishonest? Sure, but so is Trump. I think somewhere deep down inside he would probably respect a move like that, because it's exactly the kind of shit he would pull if presented with the opportunity. Trump getting screwed over in a deal gone wrong would be an absurdly poetic way to end his presidency. 

But if Democrats want to impeach him again right away I can live with that, too. Just please don't do nothing again. 

***Want to hear me rant about even more election related stuff? Check out this week's episode of*** [***Hey Unpopular***](https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/hey-unpopular--7047651?ref=adamtodbrown.ghost.io) ***wherever podcasts are downloaded!***